#2: Mr. Saggy Butt

22 04 2010

Guys, whether you realize it or not- women check out bums as much as we do, and your baggy jeans aren’t doing you any favors.  In fact, the only benefit to your ass hanging out is that I found a place to throw my pennies.  (Don’t worry ladies, I am fair so I will throw them down your pants too if your undies are showing).  I hadn’t realized until now how much I actually enjoy doing that.

So do yourself a favor and get proper fitting pants. And if you intentionally wear these saggy pants… actually if you wear them on purpose, you just keep on wearing them because, honestly, you should be Darwinized out of society.

 


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22 04 2010
Ben

but is it ok to wear low jeans with a thong? I thought that was a good look.

22 04 2010
Victor

Dude, gross. Oh you’re talking about women! No. That’s not a good look; at least not past the age of 20, and even then it’s safe to assume there are daddy issues present.

19 01 2011
Dorothy Sozzi

I’ve been absent for a while, but now I remember why I used to love this website. Thanks , I will try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your website?

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